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My 15 minutes of fame

Mon Oct 29, 2007, 11:58 AM
Wow. Just logged in to notice this overwhelming wave of attention. Unfortunately, I will not have time to respond to you all, not today at least, but I really do appreciate your comments/feedback/questions etc. Bring 'em on.

For now I can respond vaguely on my technique:

I have little or no clue on the tecnical aspects of photography, I was jsut handed a camera when I was assigned to a "pr position in the Norwegian Army", three years ago; these days, I can't even remember the name of the camera. :)
So, there you go, I am not the man for a discussion on the finer points of ISO.

Generally I take a lot of pictures; and some end up right :)

-Kjetil

  • Mood: Wow!

back from the dead.

Wed Dec 15, 2004, 12:37 PM
A quick comment to all those who appearantly miss me. I've left the army and I'm just a regular man in an regual city (not even)with a regual camera. So, I'm empty. I might post something when I get around to do it, but I won't post crappy work just to update this gallery. I like the armyness of it. I might just keep it like it is....

end ex:

Thu Jun 17, 2004, 8:33 AM
END EX: This is it. I'm leaving for a better life. and in this blissfull moment I can't predict anything but euphoria. But for you,..no more dazzling display of talent. No more panzer shreck. I leave this humiliation in nacht und nebel and I have handed in my camera, and I won't ever afford it again. So. maybe'll draw some....cheap as goth..

And I feel so bohemian like you...

Wed Jun 9, 2004, 4:54 AM
Bohemens ni bud:


1. Du skal skrive ditt eget liv.
2. Du skal overskjære dine familierøtter
3. Man kann seine eltern nie schlecht genug behandeln
(Man kan aldri behandle sine foreldre dårlig nok).
4. Du skal aldri slå din neste for mindre enn fem kroner.
5. Du skal hate og forakte alle bønder, såsom:
Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson, Kristofer Kristofersen og Kolbenstvedt.
6. Du skal aldri bære celluloidmansjetter.
7. Unngå aldri å gjøre skandale i Christiania Theater.
8. Du skal aldri angre.
9. Du skal ta livet av deg.

Bang - Avenue D

Sun May 30, 2004, 5:17 PM
hey today we're gonna learn something neat-o
it's how to make a BANG-alore torpedo
first we'll need some sections of pipe
fill them with sticks of dynomite
crimp the fuse into the detonater
make sure the fuse is long so it won't blow up till later
light the blasting cap into the TNT
light the fuse, run fast, and wait to see it go
(chorus)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

girl you know we ought-a
take it from Lysistrata
boycott his cock till we get what we want
won't drop my pants if they keep droppin bombs
not even if he's got a twelve inch dong
tell him, "don't show up to war, just play hookie,
if you choose to fight, you won't get any nookie,
and if you're gay, that's okay
"the army doesn't want you anyway"
ready his weapon, then pull away
make them pay for every day
they throw our money away
on mutant children, babies cry
war's really funny, until you die
tell your mom not to give into dad
this isn't electro, it isn't a fad
baby, I'll give you a piece
when there's peace in the middle east
then we'll BANG (x20)

Nobody voted when it was vital
but you made sure to vote for american idol
will somebody please explain to me
how if we kill someone we're really setting them free?
Dic-tators sick haters
tough guys come on settle this one on one
"my dick's bigger, that you'll see, by the size of my artillery"
I spy, with my little eye
money, greed, power, lies
you ask yourself, "where does it end?"
AVENUE D FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
the special forces that we'd endorse is
the under cover agent lover
whose only mission would be huggin' and kissin'
vote avenue D we'll make sure there won't be no more BANG (x20)

G,I,JOE you're a G,I,HO, baby
Gee, I know you're just a G,I,HO
you're a G,I,HO, a G,I,HO
G,I,G,I,G,I,HO
"and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air" went BANG (x20)

shell shock show me your cock you got
small pox make my body rock give me
anthrax put it in my ass
if we get nuked, fuck me while you puke!

chorus

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